FIG. 1: ONE (1) HUMAN, IN PRODUCTION SINCE 2011
Richard
Brown
- SPEC
- rev 15.0
- ROLE
- Solutions architect, principal engineer
- UPTIME
- 15 years, mostly without incident
- RUNTIME
- Coffee, curiosity, shoes
- KNOWN ISSUES
- Emits puns under load
Architecture of a person
INPUTS
- books.stack
- coffee.queue
- [hobby].feed
- your_email (optional)
CORE
brain.service
- Single-threaded, tries to run with paralellism > 1
- Garbage collection sometimes evicts useful data
- Cache of opinions is frequently stale
OUTPUTS
Status
- Curiosity
Curiosity: 100% uptime over the last 45 days.
- Writing
Writing: 0% uptime over the last 45 days.
- Side projects
Side projects: 100% uptime over the last 7 days.
- Patience in meetings
Patience in meetings: 73% uptime over the last 45 days.